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butcherpete ([personal profile] butcherpete) wrote in [community profile] chopthatmeat2014-04-20 08:05 pm
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MLJ Fourthwall Continuations

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unbroken_chain: (embarrassed)

Kotoha/Gwen continuation

[personal profile] unbroken_chain 2014-04-21 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Um...hi?"

She's still blushing as the Lucario next to her rolls his eyes.
letsplayer: (Disarming Voice)

This is a doozy and I blame Bettermyths

[personal profile] letsplayer 2014-04-22 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's been a while. If you grow up in Sinnoh you pretty much learn this in the womb, but I'm not the best storyteller, so just bear with me.

Okay, so there's this dude. He has a sword, and that's pretty much his defining character trait besides being a total jerk. He thinks he's too cool for school just because he has a sword, and then he goes around, like, murdering Pokemon. Not even using them for food, you know? Because at least that's understandable, people gotta eat. But he's indiscriminately killing all the Pokemon because he's a bastard and they didn't exactly have a lot of ways to waste time back then.

'Till eventually, he ran out of Pokemon to kill.
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[personal profile] letsplayer 2014-04-22 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
This was a problem because it was winter, and people were starving to death.
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[personal profile] letsplayer 2014-04-22 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Naturally, all this jerk can do is think about how this is going to affect him, so he goes around looking for more stuff to kill. A Pokemon comes out all of a sudden, and he's all "where were you? Why were you hiding? Also hold still so I can stab you."

To which the Pokemon replies: "Frick no man, you're a monster, and also if humans ever take up arms against Pokemon ever again WE WILL GO AHEAD AND KILL YOU BACK."

But not if it's just for food or anything like that, just...not-food reasons.
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[personal profile] letsplayer 2014-04-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
So moral of the story is: one of the things that separates humans from most Pokemon is that we can do cool things like use tools and come up with a complex language and make art, but the slightest misstep can mean Mother Nature puts us on her shitlist.

...

Seriously, it's not like Pokemon would have any trouble killing a human. A lot of them breathe fire and stuff.
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K done

[personal profile] letsplayer 2014-04-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Also, everyone who's tried controlling a legendary Pokemon has ended up causing a natural disaster or otherwise almost ruined everything.

Two of them got arrested, I think, and one's on the run, and the other guy's stuck in a horrible alternate dimension with the very uncaring chaos-antimatter-god he tried to control as his only company, so...all's well that ends well?

[Two things from this last comment: One, gods are real physical beings in her world, or at least, people worship actual physical beings as deities.

Two, one of those is apparently an antimatter god.]
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